wowfunniestposts:

When you’re sad. 

When you’re mad.

When you`re bored.

THIS IS MY LIFE AS I KNOW IT

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  • math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
  • physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

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cameltao:

You seriously need to rethink the definition of being a ‘fan’ if you’re convinced it means harassing, abusing, and invading the space of a celebrity. They’re not objects that you can handle any way you want. They’re not toys you can just  throw across the room. They’re fucking people. Don’t overlook their privacy just for the sake of your over-obsessive, irrational fan-girling. There’s this thing called respect. You should try it sometime.

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drives-me-inzayn:

myfiveflawlesshomos:

harrystylespenisjokes:

youre-the-niall-to-my-nandos:

OMIGOSH CAN’T BREATHE.

;ljhklyhkhg no words.

JESUS CHRIST AHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OMG

drives-me-inzayn:

myfiveflawlesshomos:

harrystylespenisjokes:

youre-the-niall-to-my-nandos:

OMIGOSH CAN’T BREATHE.

;ljhklyhkhg no words.

JESUS CHRIST AHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OMG

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